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Author: Illya King

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The 300 Lawyers

State Bar suspended law licenses of more than 300 lawyers this month, including sitting Lane County DA

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Stuff toys stuff highway

Roughly 300 stuffed animals were mysteriously spilled on Interstate 5 in Rose City Wednesday morning

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Live Scorpions illegally traded

Live scorpions found in package labeled ‘chocolates’; ‘scorpion enthusiast’ pleads guilty to smuggling wildlife

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Margulis Jewelers Closed

Margulis Jewelers will close after 90 years as a downtown Rose City fixture.

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Cow Crash on I-5

Cows spilled from trailer and closed down I-5.

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Pickles FOUND!!!

The Rose City Pickles announced Thursday that the team’s missing mascot has been returned. 

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No Skeletons in Carpool Lane

Man put fake skeleton in passenger seat to drive in carpool lane.

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Rose City, USA is a parody website, which may or may not use real names, often in semi-real or mostly fictitious ways. All content contained within Rose City, USA are fiction and presumably fake news.

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