By Pepper Gold

Pepper Gold is the first crime-fighting superhero in the world. He is also the leader of the Superhero Squad of Superheroes Movement in Emerald City.

IM NOT SURE HOW MANY OF YOU KNOW THE RANKING SYSTEM OF THE SSSM.

BUT WHEN YOU FIRST JOIN YOU ARE NAMED ( insert favorite color and your last name is OfEmeraldCity) THESE ROOKIES ARE NOT
ALLOWED TO CARRY WEAPONS OR DIRECTLY INTERACT WITH VIOLENT SUSPECTS.

THIS WHOLE PROCESS CAN TAKE MONTHS.

WE LOOK FORWARD TO WORKING WITH YOU AND WOULD LIKE TO WELCOME YOU TO THE TEAM.

NOW SOMETHING I THOUGHT I WOULD NEVER DO.

TO BECOME A FULL MEMBER OF THE SUPERHERO SQUAD OF SUPERHEROES MOVEMENT YOU MUST.

COMPLETE ALL COLOR REQUIREMENTS LISTED ABOVE.

YOU MUST BE ABLE TO RUN 2.6 MILES IN FULL GEAR IN UNDER. 25min

YOU MUST HAVE PATROLLED WITH US FOR A YEAR OR 100 PATROLS.

YOU MUST NOT HAVE BEEN A MEMBER OF ANY OTHER SUPERHERO GROUP NOT IN GOOD STANDING WITH THE SSSM.

YOU MUST SAY 50 HAIL PEPPER GOLD’S

YOU MUST PAY PEPPER GOLD A DEPOSIT OF $250 DOLLARS.

YOU MUST BE A HOT CHICK OR A UGLY GUY.

AFTER A LONG DELIBERATION, THE VOTE WAS UNANIMOUS NOT TO CHANGE THE RULE ABOUT NOT LETTING FORMER MEMBERS OF OTHER SUPERHERO GROUPS GAIN FULL SSSM SATUS ( you can’t be fired from our group with out a unanimous vote and you get a vote in all team related matters )

PEPPER GOLD

Published by Illya King

Cartoonist and creator of Totally Naked Man (https://totallynakedman.com/) and The Schlub (https://theschlub.com/).

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