ROSE CITY, U.S.A. (KOIN) — A man was arrested for DUII after his neighbor called the police over a stolen box of cereal.

The County Sheriff’s Office said a man reported that his neighbor, Robin Robbins, drove by and stole a box of cereal that was on top of his car.

Robbins, 25, then reportedly got back into his car and drove to his nearby house.

The neighbor who called said he followed Robbins to get his cereal back. Robbins had poured himself a bowl and was also drinking a beer, the sheriff’s office said.

The neighbor declined Robbins’ offer to share a bowl of cereal.

When deputies arrived, Robbins was arrested for DUII with a blood alcohol content nearly twice the legal limit.

Published by Illya King

Cartoonist and creator of Totally Naked Man (https://totallynakedman.com/) and The Schlub (https://theschlub.com/).

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