Women’s Self Defense

Superheroines are encouraged to attend. ECW will be giving a demonstration and a lesson in the brutal martial arts known as Krav Maga. This session will be held Saturday from 12 p.m. to PM.

Contact Extremely Conservative Woman at 360-555-3027 for details or email her at extremelyconservativewoman@reallifesuperheroes.info

Superhero Trials

By Sexton Hardcastle

ROSE CITY- Pepper Gold, world’s greatest superhero, will be holding trials for superheroes to join The superhero squad of superheroes movement. “ALL SUPERHEROES MUST BE APPROVED BY PEPPER GOLD,” yelled Pepper Gold. “ HOW ELSE IS THE PUBLIC GOING TO TRUST SUPERHEROES IF THEY DO NOT HAVE THE PEPPER GOLD STAMP OF APPROVAL?”

Pepper Gold is generously lending his approval to sanction superheroes to build trust in our nation’s defenders. Each potential member has to go through a rigorous Q and A session with Pepper Gold.

Afterwards, each member will be required to pay dues to maintain their membership status. The membership dues are used to pay for crime fighting equipment and body armor. Although current members have yet to see the money spent on the team, Pepper Gold assures them (and the media) that “ALL OF THE MONEY HAS BEEN INVESTED WISELY. THE BODY ARMOR AND NEW GEAR IS JUST TAKING A BIT BE CONSTRUCTED.”

Five on Five Information

DJ’s spinning music for sports equipment

Vinyl Fluid Records, along with the Alternates, are producing a concert to benefit the Boys and Girls Club. Five of the Northwest hottest DJ’s will be playing 5 hours of music for an admission price of 5 dollars.

Vinyl Fluid Records, an online music store, is hosting a concert to benefit the Boys and Girls Club. With the help of a local community advocacy group, the Alternates, they will be raising money as well as sporting goods equipment for the youth.

Five of the hottest northwest DJ’s will be spinning five hours of music at the Liquid Lime. Admission price is $5.00. Proceeds will be given to help fund programs and equipment for the Boys and Girls Club. The concert will be also featuring an auction for prizes graciously donated by local businesses. And boxes will be step up to receive donations in the form of sporting goods equipment as well as monetary donations.

About Vinyl Fluid Records – VFR is a small online music store dedicated to the challenge of keeping physical formats of music (i.e. vinyl, cd’s, etc.) alive and obtainable.

About the Alternates- The Alternates are a regional based group of costumed social activists.

Operation Treehouse

Local musicians and costume activist work together as a team in a Christmas mission for foster children.

Kirkland, Washington ( PRWEB) December 13 — Vinyl Fluid Records music store and Zetaman, the hero of Rose City, have organized a charity concert.

Live music will be performed by Little Big Man, Project Lionheart, and other local artists.

Vinyl Fluid Records have procured sponsorship from local business like Valve (a gaming store) and Body Boutique as well as corporate support from restaurants like Claim Jumper and Outback Steak House in the form of gift certificates and other prizes which will be used in a raffle to help raise additional funds. The proceeds from Operation: Treehouse will be used to buy much-needed toys which will then be given to the Treehouse to be distributed to foster kids.

Operation: Treehouse has put together a website with more information at http://www.operationtreehouse.info. Contact information, as well as information about the event, is located there.

For more information about the event, please contact Shawn “Story” Hendricks at email: storywon@msn.com or Zetaman at email: zetaman@thealternates.org