Earthquakes Downtown

Uniion Station
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Rose City – Several small earthquakes struck downtown Rose City. A 1.9 size quake was recorded around Yamhill and Broadway and another one at Union Station. Although some people were injured by falling debis, no fatalities were reported.

Witnesses claim the cause of the earthquakes were two grown men (one totally naked) fighting at the epicenter of the quakes. Other people claim to witnesses robotic worms helping victims of the quake. The police have not release a statement about what transpired.