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Rose City Wedding Scams

Onsite Rose City scams bride's out fo their cash.

Onsite Rose City scams bride’s out fo their cash.

Posted byIllya KingSeptember 18, 2019Posted inCrime, Local, NewsTags: bride, money, News, Rose City, weddingsLeave a comment on Rose City Wedding Scams

Scorpions… Live!

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Citizens can sleep a little lighter knowing that the scorpion, an animal synonymous with the desert, is native to the Pacific Northwest, too.

Posted byIllya KingJuly 18, 2019July 18, 2019Posted inLocal, NewsTags: News, Science, ScorpionsLeave a comment on Scorpions… Live!

Man steals 157 plants

A man was arrested for allegedly stealing plants and other items from the garden center at a Vantucky Grocery Store over the past few weeks.

Posted byIllya KingMay 22, 2018July 17, 2019Posted inCrimeTags: News, Rose City, RosesLeave a comment on Man steals 157 plants

‘Anicritters GO’ draws costumed nut jobs

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The costumed crazies tussled to claim the Anicritter gym at Pioneer Courthouse Square. For

Posted byIllya KingFebruary 8, 2018July 17, 2019Posted inLocal, NewsTags: Anicritters Go, News, Rose CityLeave a comment on ‘Anicritters GO’ draws costumed nut jobs

Ban Plastic Straws

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Let’s keep Rose City at the vanguard of environmental protection by eliminating plastic straw waste.

Posted byIllya KingFebruary 5, 2018July 17, 2019Posted inEditorialTags: News, Rose City, strawsLeave a comment on Ban Plastic Straws

Mysterious Satellite explodes

Government officials deny the satellite was to be used for the N.S.A. or spying on foreign allies.

Posted byIllya KingMay 1, 2008July 17, 2019Posted inLocal, NewsTags: News, satellite, Science, The Black Box, ZetamanLeave a comment on Mysterious Satellite explodes
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